...did you know yourself??

LEO
Jul. 22nd - Aug. 22nd

You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinks you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are theiving dipshits and enjoy masturbating more than sex.

ARIES
Mar. 20th - Apr. 18th

You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with. Basically you are a prick.

VIRGO
Aug. 23rd - Sep. 21st

You are a logical type and hate disorder. Your nit-picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during intercourse. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

TAURUS
Apr. 19th - May 19th

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but an ass hole.

SCORPIO
Oct. 23rd - Nov. 21st

The worst of the lot!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are MURDERED.

SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22nd - Dec. 20th

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck, since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius' are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of crap.

PISCES
Feb. 20th - Mar. 19th

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or Aliens. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting what you confuse as power. You lack confidence and you smell funny.

LIBRA
Sep. 21st - Oct. 22nd

You are the artistic type and you have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are sluts. All Libra's have one form of a veneral disease.

GEMINI
May 20th - Jun. 20th

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for hitting on their siblings.

CAPRICORN
Dec. 21st - Jan. 20th

You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken-shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

CANCER
Jun. 21st - Jul. 21st

You are sympathetic and understanding to people's problems, which makes you a nosey prick. You always keep putting things off. This is why you will always be on welfare, and won't be worth a turd. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

AQUARIUS
Jan. 21st - Feb. 19th

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. You enjoy getting screwed by large inanimate objects.

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