Live Soft Without the Vengeance...

a late afternoon...thanks to some unplanned plannin from a total shit case like me.....workin out a strategy for tomorrow's...."b" came in with the usual cocky attitude!...with a phone down his shoulders....me callin out loud..."b" not listenin to my "yells"...simply passin by..n' finally........looked back over the shoulders..........n' there it had to go....my last week experience with the "k" guys.....algorithms...programs...codes.....n' yes....failures..not to forget that part......a part which is no longer is a part no more...but the whole!!!...but that all sounded funny that afternoon.......accompanied by a bullshit strategy......with pages bein underlined....with unsure assurances....convictions stated.....with unparallel fears that guided 'em......n' a phone call.....phone call to "madhatter"....the purpose??..to tease him...tease him in everyway.....even his shallow love life!!...but that was our theory.....sarcasm can eat away everythin....even those pains.......for sarcasm can somehow manufacture subtle anger...though volatile...but instinctive...n' anger can somehow wash away those tears........a theory that's yet to be axiomatized...still got no numerical interpolations...but we tried...not carin about the conclusions...for they never care for us!!....but we tried......n' it didn't go too bad.........that finally ended when "b" said.."you finally gave up goin there.....or were you asked not to come there!!!".......n' that ain't that gross.....it only sounds gross!!...but infact that's not even rude...n' if you look closely enough...that was meant to be sweet..a sweetness which even makes the honey jealous!!!...but i better don't talk about honey right now.......for "madhatter" never accepted me when i talked about honey!!...i don't know why i always carry this "bitter" tag so well...or rather it's the "bitter" tag that carries me well.

n' a late afternoon is usually accompanied by a late lunch..n' that's where it was exactly headin towards....an open air...large spaced...buffet........n' the rains just replaced the lackin choir...n' yes...it rained...it rained...n' it rained..n' man..did i forget to say ...."it rained!"..........n' yet another phone call....when the fruit salad was just gettin mingled by both of us with those long slender spoons..with the 4 scoops of vanilla!!!........where you feel as if the pink red combination that drips in form of juice from the fruit salad...givin a look as if the white lady in the form of the vanilla block was bleedin!!!....this time the phone call was made to.."guess who??".....madhatter once again!!!...what's the purpose?...simple...to make him jealous...to lure him even further...to make him realize that even we're stayin 3000 kms away from him...which is no less than hell...but it still provides vanilla with fruit salad..n' elton john playin in the background!...don't sound so bad!!!

n' then the departure...for the strategy that was just bein formulated had to be deployed!!...."b" said goodbye...not even carin about the torrents.....n' that was only a "heavy drizzle"...or a "micro nano cloud burst"....somethin like the clouds thought of burstin...but they held it in the last minute...where only a few drops managed to escape...n' i don't know why..i somehow made a promise to myself...that i'm not gonna get wet.....huh-huh!!....maybe partly i was influenced to make this promise..by lookin at the guy for a minute or two....who was gettin all wet....n' makin strange shapes with his hair...creatin some semi spikes...for what??...yeah...to make his girlfriend laugh...n' i never thought makin someone laugh would have been such a difficult mission impossible category project........believe me pal..there're better strategies that could've been worked out...that would serve the purpose with the same "newtons"...without even makin a fool out of yourself!!!!..but anyway...his trick worked...she laughed...[**n' a phone call...not then..but now...calller??..Mr. Grossenhilfsatz himself!!...i hung up ..n' back to business**]

n' the tropicals can be so temperamental.....those rains are gradually gainin "torrential" status....n' there i was..all stuck...stranded...all i was hopin was for a rescue ranger.....but no one...i tried my cell phone network..checked if it had the potential to make me talk to someone i wanted to talk then...the phone rang........infact it did for 7 n' 1\2 times when i ended the call.....the phone network didn't have the potential...n' i took that as one of those "signs"........n' then she walked in....could i have asked for anythin more temptin....me stranded in this big mall....rains pourin down in buckets...n' our good old "kd" just arrives out of nowhere n' loaded she was.....i mean with baggages!!..n' a sony camcorder.....n' a brief conversation....while me still not really talkin ...but still thinkin that it was "kd" that's half wet...standin right in front of me..holdin my hand...while people might call that a handshake...but not for me..huh-huh!!...as i believed we both were "touchin" each other....gives a better picture to it then.........n' sounds a lot better even to hear myself sayin it.."touchin" each other!!!.....n' suddenly if my senses had gone numb..or dumb or whatever..a unusual behaviour shown by me ...with uexplainable reflexes...n' i act..i know not "why" i actually do that...n' with a fierce amount of abruption......i ended it......"it was nice meetin you".......n' i wonder who was more suprised to hear it with so much of sudden-ness....but i'm sure we both were......n' that was it..she went it...n' i waited outside...n' sadly not for her..but for the rains to stop.

n' those temperamental tropicals were turnin out to be judgemental.....n' 40 minutes went by....n' i was havin serious doubts...do the clouds really know why they're burstin in this manner...for i didn't see no reason as to why it had to rain in that manner...but it did...it did....n' it really did!!...n' did i forget to say that "it did!!"....n' i wasn't too sure if i really liked to keep on watchin "a crowd of young boys they’re fooling around in the corner....Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles"....n' i wished if i could've played creole...but unluckily i couldn't!!!.....n' starin at those shoes didn't make me too happy..for i was more than sure that pair of shoes were costlier than my entire outfit.....n' i was lookin at the "Red Chilly" tag that was on my bag i was carryin.....n' i was thinkin......red isn't the best color to look at now....n' it would have made a lot more sense....had it been "Green Chilly"!!!........then this sign board was read......"browse the net"...i mean "the net"....felt somethin was "definite" atleast...i reluctantly walked in...for i again had to stand in the queue to hand over my bag to the counter..n' they gave me this token...."134".....n' that was my number..tellin me that 133 bags were already been kept in their stock.....tellin me that there were 133 more poeple inside the mall who have a bag..but ain't carryin it right now.....i know it means nothin more than a bullshit....don't even sound cool....but atleast a thought that accompanied me then!!.....n' i walked in ..that sify cafe was full to its neck....n' even those waitin seats were occupied...n' i figured it out..that i was undoubtedly the last person to read the signboard...i wished i could read those signs faster in my life as well!!

i headed for literally no where...n' i was steppin towards those escalators.....gettin myself in the ascent....i surely knew that wasn't at all the staircase to the heavens....but somethin always thrills me down to my cockles...when i step in those escalators....fills me with extreme hope in the positive sense.....as if i'm gonna meet someone when i reach the top...but usually the tops are meant to be solitary places!

n' i was headin for the casual wear section....but probably i was lookin more at the price tags...than those designs...n' i got a long list of the things which i really liked to my death!!...but couldn't really buy...but that's ok.."everythin" is never meant to be...n' "somethings"...well... they're never meant to be!!!......when suddenly we meet again...n' i talked to myself.."that's it...she has to be my rescue ranger".....n' i found myself walkin with her...or rather will make it sound way too better..i found "her" walkin with me!!!....

n' then it came...she wanted to buy a digital camera...n' all she asked me was..."do you've any idea about digital cams?"........"now are you kiddin me??...digital cams are just me!!...n' i feel i'm almost born to help you buy one!!!"......n' those words did the trick...but just for the record..i never said 'em...but i don't exactly remember what actually i did say to her...but i'm quite sure...the words had the same intentions n' the same effects!!!.....n' she took me to that cam store....where she had already chosen her model....a kodak 3.2 megapixel.......n' that was a more than ok for someone like her!!.....n' that was a time..when suddenly you feel you're possessed by some evil dark force...when pictures from the past flashes right in front of your eyes....that too in monochrome!!!...me hearin cries from all those guys who had been preys of her evil wiles!!....the eyes of those guys tellin with a lot of weariness....that their pockets were really made to go empty by her whenver she went out with 'em.....n' my actions were handled by my instincts n' reflexes....n' those words were driven with some amount of rush..as if those dark forces were actually fiddlin with the chords of my vocal box!!!.....tellin to the salesman.."are you kiddin us??..you still have these kind of shit around this heavy mall....come on gimme a break...you can't be sellin a 3.2 megapixel these days...when people are goin for 7+ megapixels....you simply can't"...."n' you....you're not really gonna buy this are ya??"...."why...anythin wrong with this model"....."well nothin "wrong" with this model...but there's nothin "right" about it as well...i mean 14" tv sets are not "wrong"...but just after the 29" one..it don't look so "right"....that's it"....n' i just walked aside...pretendin to attend a phone call that never actually came...but thank god..the silent mode...people always assume you belong to the lot which supports in practisin the silent mode....n' i came back after a minute or two....just givin her enough time to talk to herself...to battle out with " right" n' "wrong"..."so what are you gonna buy??"......"i guess the 5 megapixel one...the 3.2 don't look good after you said everythin"......."ofcourse it don't look good.....specially in your hands!!.....you're absolutely doin the right thing"...n' the salesman lookin in my eyes with a sparkle...as if they're payin me loud thankful blessings....as i just made a healthy deal.....that 3.2 megapixel would have costed her around 6-7k....n' now she was payin a healthy 16k!!

n' boy wasn't that sweet!!......i mean it don't belong to the "Die Hard With the Vengeance" category...but it definitely falls to the "Live Soft Without the Vengeance" category!!!!