....damn!!!!

well i’m not too sure why am i doin it... but anyway still doin it!.... probably some recurrings of my previous life... n’ i don’t really know why i wrote that line but i just wrote it.... triplesix has tagged me....n’ sincerely i don’t know who actually invented this process called taggin.....but i’m not gonna blame him/her for that.... for i’m pretty sure like everythin else....it’s a misutilization by the rest of us!!..... i don’t like bein a victim.... but i don’t like bein rude as well........ so this is how the 8 points gonna be in my dream girl....but honestly triplesix...dreams don’t mean much to an insomniac!!!

1. Never Say Never Attitude : n’ stickin strictly in n’ around this statement n’ tryin to generalize it as far as possible.... she who wants to have sex everytime i want it n’ never say never to it.... even when she’s in her official conference that happens regularly only after 44 thousand years n’ i want to have it...she still don’t say no.

2. Value of Time : she who understands the value of time she who understands the value of my time.... n’ stickin strictly in n’ around this statement n’ tryin to generalize it as far as possible.... this will lead to no foreplay n’ sex only.

3. Different : she who lovingly believes herself to be different in this larger community.... specially in her ways.... like wakin me up in 3:30 in the mornin n’ sayin “i love you n’ i wanna have sex with you”. as long as the last part of the sentence is added... i’ll have no regrets even if i die out of sleeplessness.

4. Liars I Love : she who is a genuinely good liar for i strongly believe there’s nothin so great about this “truth” anyway. so even if she’s seein someone else but still lies to me in the most convincin way that i’m the only man in her life.... i’d love to believe it.

5. Pretenders I Admire : which will mean if she fakes an orgasm just to make me happy.... that won’t crush my male ego an iota but i’ll say.... “what took you so long!!”

6. Hypocrites I Fascinate : she who stands up in the society to get away with this pornography thing n' she who never forgets to reniew the annual subscriptions of the “hustler” n’ “playboy”.... i can’t manage it all.

7. Understandin : she who has no issues whatsoever with the mess that always accompanies me...which will mean she would still not utter a single word when she finds my whole wardrobe empty for all the clothes are lyin in the floor.

8. Most Important : n’ last but not the least....**i used this phrase without real purpose for i only wanted to use it** .... she must be a homosapien n’ must belong to this plannet.

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